October 5th, 2009

I love the lovely peeps on Etsy!

Have I mentioned that I have, not one, but two beautiful storefronts on the delightful site that is known as Etsy?  Well, I have, so there.  They are: TheBadLibrarian (selling vintage books, prints, bookplates and paper ephemera) and BetaBitch (selling hand-crafted and vintage jewellery).  Come and visit, stop and sit awhile!

My latest Etsy news is that I have been featured in my first ever Treasury!  My item here was selected by AstraeaApparel (who is obviously a person with the highest degree of superior taste.  And, just for good measure, here is AstraeaApparel’s shop.  She usually has some gorgeous items of clothing in cotton, hemp and wool, although her shop is empty at the moment.  Keep an eye out

Retro housewife illustration

Retro housewife illustration

and don’t hold back, peeps, you know you want one.

If you’re ever looking for the perfect present for someone picky, never forget to have a snoop around on Etsy.  If you don’t find the perfect item for your friend or relative, you’re sure to find half a dozen for yourself.  That’s one of the perks of shopping for gifts.  The other is coffee and cakes in your local indie coffee shop.  It’s traditional, even if you’re shopping online  – you can’t buck tradition!

Bye Bye Ebay, Ebay bye bye…

October 5th, 2009

When do you know that’s it’s about time to say ‘Bye bye Ebay Ebay bye bye?’*  Well, in recent weeks I’ve had my own epiphanic moment, at least.

I’ve had a business shop over on Ebay for, oh, a good long time now.  I can’t say I’ve never sat down and done the math on whether it was worthwhile or not.  Tax return time pretty much forces you to do exactly that, and last time was a real eye-opener for me on just that subject.

But of course, up until the last shop subscription hike, the bite taken out of profits by Ebay wasn’t quite so, um… is greedy the word I’m looking for? Or perhaps gargantuan?  Outrageous?

So, I had my light bulb moment about whether selling on Ebay was working for me.  I was already aware that if I factored in the time I spent on every aspect of selling on Ebay, I was probably pulling in less than minimum wage for my efforts.  But when I got my accounts up to date and was able to work out just how much less…  that was my melt-down moment.

So if I’ve shut up shop on Ebay, then just what am I going to do instead?  Well, I still have my personal account and did plan to roll over all my personal items into it – at least until free postage and packing gets rolled out to all categories on October 22nd.  (Yes, I had a ton of personal items listed on my business account.  No, it’s not big or clever and yes, it gives you a migraine when you’re trying to get your accounts up to date). However, Ebay have had other ideas, and cordially invited me to sign up as a business again or **** off.

When we poor sellers start having to pay ‘customers’ to receive our items on the 22nd, (media postage and packing alert!) then I was going to move every blessed single item I have over into my Ebid.net shops instead anyway.  This has just got me moving a little earlier than expected. God bless Ebid.

Credit: viZZZual.com/Flickr

Credit: viZZZual.com/Flickr


*  To the tune of the mighty Bay City Rollers’ ‘Bye Bye Baby’, of course…

Everybody loves dolphins

July 21st, 2009
bottlenose dolphins, balamory

bottlenose dolphins, balamory

Lately I’ve been selling posters on Ebid.net (come and visit me, I’m TheBadLibrarian) and just recently I got an email from the photographer who took the original photo used in one of them.  He was quite happy with me selling it , but gave me his email address in case anyone enquired about buying one of the originals.  For fear of email harvesting I won’t show it here, but if any of you are interested in buying the original of the lovely picture above, don’t hesitate to get in touch.

Isn’t it gorgeous?  I am a total camera klutz myself (and will shortly provide you with the evidence of this), and just don’t understand how it is even possible to create something so lovely out of a small black plastic box with a bit of gadgetry inside.

The photographer’s name is Nic Davies by the way, and his website is www.wildshot.net Get over there and check it out – especially the puffins, they’re adorable.

Everything I am today I owe to Buffy

June 1st, 2009

Buffy meets Captain Kirk

Photo credit: Tastybit (Creative Commons Licence.)
Well, perhaps not everything.  That would really be too much blame to lay at the feet of the diminutive vampire slayer.  But the wonders and joys of Sunnydale and the supernatural, vampire infested universe created by Joss Whedon, has certainly done a lot for me.  For starters it’s allowed me to sleep at stressful points of my life for the last decade or so of it.  For some people a hot milky drink does the trick during insomniac phases, for others counting sheep is what it’s all about.  (Why sheep?  Why not velociraptors?)

For me the white noise of a TV running quietly in the background is what allows me to sleep when nothing else will.  But not just any old programme will do.  (Old editions of Countdown definitely aren’t going to do it.)  It pretty much has to be buffy, or at a pinch Angel.  Or, really at a pinch, QI, but for preference I’ll take magical worlds and Buffy’s wisecracks over nonsensical scoring systems and Stephen Fry’s.)  It’s funny just how magically it does work, generally having me drifting off to sleep within twenty minutes with the TV set to switch to stand-by at an appointed time.

Bizarrely, though, I sometimes wake up at the exact moment the screen fades to black and all Buffy-ness is at an end for the night.  Which suggests to me that, somewhere in my sleeping mind, my subconscious self is actually following the narrative thread, episode by episode and line by line.  Spooky, eh?  (Especially the thought that I know each and every Buffy episode inside out, to such an extent that my subconscious knows it too.)

I think the part that enables my mind to relax when nothing else will, is the narrative aspect.  Music won’t do: nor will the radio, with mundane current affairs and talk shows lacking the impetus and coherent structure of fiction.  But a story – an old, familiar story for preference, so that the mind can mull over past events and comfortably anticipate future ones – allows the mind to wander along familiar lanes, to busy itself and lose itself until workaday worries are left far behind.  Sleep comes imperceptibly, and bless Buffy and Whedon for that.

Heavens, I hope no-one takes that as an insult though!  Excitement, thrills, romance, adventure – what has more of these things than Buffy?  At this point, though – where I could recite to you Buffy dialogue like a Catholic reciting the rosary – I just don’t need to be awake to thrill to it.

The wonders of Buffy, then – Halcion, St John’s wort and a glass of champagne combined.  How did we ever survive without it?

I’m setting up a freelance writing site!

May 26th, 2009

Photo credit: Liliana: Creative Commons Attribution 2.0 licence.

Heck, everyone else seems to be doing it, why not?

No, seriously, I love writing, I have qualifications to justify describing myself as a science/technical writer and I’m pretty confident in my skills in this area.  I’ve received encouragement all my life regarding my writing skills .  First the middle-school English teacher who sulked and sent me to Coventry for two weeks when I refused to read my free verse poem homework out in assembly.  (I’d knocked it out in ten minutes the night before, sans re-write or proof-reading.  Plus I’d made a pledge to myself that year that I was done doing anything purely to please other people.  I was a lonely, depressed litte kid, and the only social reinforcement I got was making my teachers happy, but they always seemed to get more of a kick out of it than I did.)

Then  the Mills & Boon romances I tried my hand at in my late teens/early twenties.  I never actually got one of them into print, but I did get a lot of encouragement from editors to keep going and re-work them.  (But I gave up when the yawning gap between feminist practice and writing romance couldn’t be reconciled.  Now I’m not sure there is one any more.)

Then there’s the creative writing class who just loved my Narnia themed poem.  (That’s an upcoming highlight.  Hold on to your seats.)

You get the idea.  I love to write, it’s fun to write, I aim to get paid to write.  Here comes OllieHicksWriter.wordpress.com!  Come and check it out.

What markets am I aiming for?  I’ll be focussing more on the science/technical area, but also book reviews, personal essays and general interest.  Get in touch if you’d like a quote for my rates.  (10% discount for a first order if you mention you clicked through from this blog).

BOOK REVIEW: More, Now, Again by Elizabeth Wurtzel (London: Virago, 2002).

May 22nd, 2009

Lizzy, Lizzy, Lizzy!  Those of us who would classify ourselves as fans of the inimitable (would you imitate her?  Why?) Ms Wurtzel, may well approach a new release by her with some trepidation.  Oh, Lizzy – what are you up to now?  And yet, that’s where the fun of it is – like the schadenfreude of hearing all about a friend’s disastrous professional and amatory adventures, reading a wurtzel
memoir provides vicarious kicks aplenty, while causing us to bless ourselves and mutter, “There but for the grace of God …”.

For those who haven’t yet sampled it, this book moves on from the depression-and-how-I-survived-it saga of Prozac Nation, to detail Wurtzel’s subsequent professional success, alienation, drug addiction , disastrous romantic life and final clean-up via twelve-stepping and a serious therapy habit.

Irritation is  a reasonable reaction to many aspects of and incidents in, the book.  So you’re newly rich, famous and successful?  What do you do?  Simple, get drug-addicted!  You’re romantically involved with a  wonderful guy who’s cleaned up with you, adores you and drives you all the way home from your rehab and recovery centre?  Fantastic!  Now take drugs immediately and become so clingy, dependent and supinely submissive that he becomes bored and irritable enough to go right off you.  Smart moves!

But she does make a crazy, fun read out of her character flaws and bad decisions.  Perhaps her most annoying trait is portraying significant people in her life as more interesting, heroic and fascinating than they can actually be.  Every therapist, in particular, is wise, sophisticated, intuitive and brilliant.  That’s even when they’re clearly not, and probably just dying for the fifty minutes to be up so they can send in their bill and go home.  But she transforms, through her own interpretation, their gnomic (sometimes moronic) pronouncements into fascinating coherent narratives of her own neuroses.  Perhaps she should act as her own shrink and bill herself.  Whatever, her hero-making is probably part of her problem.

Anyhow,

Picture credit: Thoric/Wikimedia Commons under licence: see http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5/

Picture credit: Thoric/Wikimedia Commons under licence: see http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5/

psychotherapist might be a better career choice for her than lawyer.  Her colourful neuroses could fit in better, less of a loss from the literary world than to the grey file-shuffling of the practice of law.

Still, Wurtzel has not finished with writing – her recent nutty political pronouncements are evidence of that.  Maybe the writing world will still get the benefit of all the nuttiness that has to be repressed out of the eight till eight lawyerly grind.  We can only hope – and fear.

Lissen, I gotta pome for ya

May 4th, 2009

Hey, I did warn you!

Attrition
very nearly nobody
tiny little me
will subsumed
with greed consumed
parsley garnish sugar rosehip tea

(c) Ollie Hicks 2009

PERMISSION TO BULLSHIT SERGEANT MAJOR SIR!

April 27th, 2009
A sold item from BetaBitch at Etsy

A sold item from BetaBitch at Etsy

Since I’m planning to inflict some examples of my creative writing on you in the due course of time,  I’ve been thinking about creativity lately.  Here are my opinions on the subject, boiled down to their essence but not etched on tablets of stone.  (Though if you want to get chipping away, that’s okay with me).

So, what is creativity?  Is it some divine fire that scorches some souls but not others?  Without it, are you doomed to a plodding life of mediocrity and bean-counting?

Is it a case of, you’ve either got, or you haven’t got, creativity?

Well, when this issue comes up, I dispute it with people I know who agree with the above statements.  I think everyone is born potentially creative.  If you’re a non-creative adult (in your own eyes) then either a) that natural propensity has just been squashed out of you by your environment, interpersonal interactions and upbringing, or b) that’s just what you choose to believe about yourself.

Now, I think option a) is entirely possible and does happen.  But I would bet my boots(1) that for every person fitting into category a), there are ten folks out there who sincerely believe that they ‘just aren’t creative’, ‘can’t write’, ‘don’t have any ideas’, and numerous other idiocies of that nature.

What does creativity consist of?  Do you want to hear my ideas on the subject?  (Which are of course indisputable and inspirational, both).

Creativity is half your own notion of yourself, i.e. what you think is your essential nature, and half just pure courage.  So, if you don’t think you’re creative, then in fact, you’re not.  Because you won’t even try in the first place, so you’ve just fulfilled your own prophecy.  Neat!

On the other hand, if you think of yourself as a limitless font of potentially awesome ideas – and potentially crap ones, too, but who cares about that – then there’s nothing to stop you busting loose with a million ideas a minute, like an oil well that just got struck.  I think of it as giving yourself permission: permission to try things out, to go crazy, to speculate and be nuts and be wrong and be right and not make sense and not worry.  Human beings have ideas running through their heads all the time..  They’re called ‘thoughts’.  If you also call it creativity, then the job’s half-done.

Viewing yourself as creative doesn’t mean viewing yourself as some kind of genius.  You only have to see yourself as someone who can make connections, who can manipulate internal concepts and your external environment – and no-one can stop you.  It’s okay, and no-one can stop it.  But you can ask for permission if you really, really want to – you can ask permission from your internal sergeant major.  (This is how I do it).  ‘Permission to bullshit, Sergeant Major, SAH!’  (Sarge always gives permission.  I’m also the Colonel, and I had a word in his pearly shell-like).

Bullshitting fertilises creativity.  However much rampant, undiluted crap you produce, just know it’s all increasing the likelihood of nourishing your next raging, brilliant idea.  Both statistically, and because ideas breed more ideas, rather like rabbits.

And the other half of creativity – the courage?  Well, I will bet my socks (to follow my boots) that what stops you from seeing yourself as a font of limitless creativity – or, as I prefer, giving yourself permission to bullshit - is fear.  What if you say something stupid.  Oh my God, the world would end!  What would people think?  Your sister-in-law would laugh and even say she was right about you all along!  To your mother!

OMG OMG OMG.  Breathe deep.  I think you can survive this.  You know the tools you need now: permission to bullshit ( which you provide for yourself) and the capacity not to care what anybody thinks about the results.

So why are you still waiting here?  Do you want the Sergeant to start shouting, asking why you’re not rampantly and randomly bullshitting yet and saying things like ‘Get down and gimme five’?  You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.  Go.  Do it.

1.  Hosford, Jessie.  ‘You Bet Your Boots I Can’.  Thomas Nelson, January 1994. This expression made me think of this particular wondrous example of creativity, a children’s book that is greater than many that are better known.  And hey, I’m not even an Amazon affiliate (yet) – this is a pure and sincere recommendation.

Hallo world!

March 20th, 2009
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Hallo, and a warm, unsteady welcome to Bitchin’ Books!  This is the inaugural post for my first ever Wordpress blog.  (After getting my feet wet, like so many of us, over at Blogger.com – see the shameful evidence over in my blogroll).  Well, you’ll want to know all about me, so I’ll get down to it!

My pen-name is Ollie Hicks, and I am a writer, online bookseller, booklover, perennial student and general layabout who’d rather be laid on a sofa reading than doing a decent job of work.  I am sure I have company out there!  I sell on Ebid.net (TheBadLibrarian) and on Ebay (Bitchin Books), Amazon (webserf6) and Green Metropolis.  I’m currently thinking of expanding to Bonanzle and perhaps my own online shop at some point.

I love books, and I like to think, in a limited way, I know books.  Because of that, I happen to have inside info that Elaine Dundy’s The Dud Avocado is, no question, the greatest book ever written.

Hey, no arguments at the back.  Remember, if you were right I’d agree with you!

I’m pretty damn proud of the very existence of this blog.  As a technically challenged individual, the very fact of having managed to download the appropriate files, ftp them to my domain and hosting, and only having relied on my tech-bod other half to perform the minor task of, y’know – getting the damn thing to actually work – seems like a hell of a feat to me.  In fact it left me totally exhausted, and slightly snivelling.  God bless the Y chromosome is what I say.  Sure us girls could get tech, mechanical, practical things finished ourselves if we had to.  Eventually.  But sometimes it’s nice not to have to!  That one last step – getting my site to recognise the existence of, and act upon the instructions of my Wordpress files – was really one step beyond me at that point!

But, now, here I am, and I’m not going anywhere.  I’m here, I’m fulla beer, get used to it!  What I intend to do in the wondrous world of Bitchin’ Books, is to discuss all the wonders of online bookselling, to review whatever books I feel like, to inflict upon you any bits of creative writing that I may be inspired to write, and generally to light a little light and shine it upon your benighted lives.  That sound good to you?

Okay, we’re all set!